Caption competition - Cycling 2004

Posted: 10th November 2011
Updated: 11th November 2011
Occurred: 27th June 1994

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Cycling

Here are the long lost Cycling 2004 photos. Now it's over to you! I need help adding comments to the photos. Use the forum on this article's page to post your comments and be sure to state which photo the comments belong to (1 - 38). The funnier the better. The author of the best comment will win a prize!

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Pud Posts: 4706	Please help with the comments Posted: 10 Nov 11 10:37 AM
	I normally write the comments myself, but I couldn't even remeber the location for this holiday - so I thought I'd let you guys have a go. I can think of a few funny comments, but I'll let you have a crack first! Remember - best comment wins a prize! Reply Quote
Ave Organ Posts: 478	Please help with the comments Posted: 10 Nov 11 10:54 AM
	The location was Hartest in Suffolk and the holiday ran from June 19th - 26th. The cost was £104.05 per head. The accomodation was described thus: "This 400 year old Grade II listed thatched cottage is one of a pair built on a site listed in the Domesday Book. Originally the old bakery set in the heart of the village overlooking the green. Steeped in history with a unique 'priests hole' upstairs making an ideal den for children. Bury St Edmunds, Sudbury, Diss and Stowmarket all locally. Lavenham, Long Melford and Clare are excellent for the races and stud farms, and Cambridge and Colchester all an easy drive. Shops and pub 50 yards." Reply Quote
Bob Posts: 961	Please help with the comments Posted: 10 Nov 11 1:13 PM
	1 Hitch and Dicko in da kitchen. They'd do anything not to let Bob cook chili for dinner. 2 Bob already repairing something. We'd only been there ten minutes. 3 Dicko attaching the work diary in case any Billys phone. 4 Dicko shows off his book mark. the Ace of Spades 5 Dicko's bike wired to be hands free. 6 Hitch, Dicko Tarlty and Bob admiring Pud's courage for getting on that wreck of bike. 7 One of the first building Jez ever surveyed 8 Another interesting photo. Not 9 Dicko cupping a fart after a sizable portion of gammon and bitter shandy 10 Hitch and Dicko interview potential replacements for Asha. They'd only beem away3 days 11 Seem to remember we cycled to this pub only to discover it was closed 12 Obviously the concept of a right angle was lost on Jez when he designed this building 13 Dicko and Tarlty. Could that possible be the last time Dicko ever had a beer 14 Pud ensuring that his alcohol level was at an optimum level before heading out for a day cycling 15 Hitch contemplates lighting a fart. 16 Bob and Tarlty all dressed up and waiting for Hitch to finish doing his hair. 17 Dicko checks out how many hills he is going to push his bike up today 18 Not a Pied Wagtail in sight 19 Hitch, Bob and Dicko do anything to not look at the piece of shit Pud calls a bike. 20 Duck on Grass 21 Hitch pulls another bird 22 Tarlty and Bob wonder whether Dicko will have same meal as Pud 23 Hitch being a stroker having water in a pub 24 Pud and Dicko. Is this the pub we got banned from after the land lord thought the toilets were backing up after smelling one of Lee Smith's farts 25 Nice Cottage, Gay number plate 26 Hartfest 27 Codename Viper from the Avondale Express 28 Just about to go out in Bury St Edmunds to watch Pud go mental watching the football 29 Is that a SAAB 95 in the carpark 30 A bit of culture.No doubt no one but Bob wanted to go in. 31 A day out in Cambridge - Caius and Keys College if I'm not mistaken 32 Dicko covering a boner with his umbrella again. 33 Where exactly is that pub 34 The Eagle in Cambridge - A pub famous for its WW2 pilot memorabilia 35 Hitch, Dicko, Tarlty and Bob all sit within arms length of the lilac air freshener in an attempt to ward off the noisome gases 36 Was always confused why Dicko associated sheds with rude or sexy scrabble. 37 The aftermath at the shock of discovering Big Brother contestant Victor is a drug dealer. Now who would of thought that. 38 Tarlty kicks Bob in the head just to ensure another cycling holiday where Bob is injured. Reply Quote
Pud Posts: 4706	Please help with the comments Posted: 10 Nov 11 6:51 PM
	Ave - thanks for the info Bob - absolutely splendid - I think you may have one the prize.... A weekend for 2 at Broomhall Road. Reply Quote
Bob Posts: 961	Please help with the comments Posted: 11 Nov 11 3:22 AM
	I assune there isn't an expiry date on this prize then. It takes a certtain kind of woman to want to spend a couple of nights in a building site. Of course it would be unfair for me to take the prize when no one else has entered. Maybe you shouldn't have given away what the prize is so early Pud or are you trying to put anyone off entering. Reply Quote
Pud Posts: 4706	Please help with the comments Posted: 11 Nov 11 4:18 AM
	Well you could be right. But the competition is still open. And I was very impressed with Tarlty's comments about the "priests hole" and his caption for photo 36 which appears on a different thread. Namely > "T-Bone Soft Prod" on a double word score...doesn't get much better than that. Reply Quote
Pud Posts: 4706	Please help with the comments Posted: 11 Nov 11 5:51 AM
	Photos updated with Bob's captions. (Disclaimer: I doubt they'll be any other competition entries, but if there are and they're better - I can always update the photos.) Reply Quote

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